i never, nor will i ever, describe myself as a blogger. by all accounts, i flat out suck at this. i'm not reviewing products, debating political ideals, or doing anything remotely of interest to mankind. i come on here to bitch about things, plain and simple. it's all i know. i've been assured that my random squabblings about life and all the people in it can be somewhat amusing. and that is what i'm here to do...complain, and be entertaining. but now, since i have your attention, i'm going to talk about me.
i was born and raised in new jersey, but i am not italian, orange, or stupid. i'm actually quite smart, i just haven't applied myself for 24 years. i went to a small university in the middle of pennsylvania and got a degree in theatre and a minor in philosophy. i was accepted into a great graduate program for theatre management, but essentially said 'fuck it' and choose to go a different route. i'm now a student at a local community college working on a degree in veterinary technology. i'm a real testament to how quickly life can change. looking onward to the future, i want to teach college students in a program similar to the one i'm in now. future generations can thank my current awesome professors for inspiring me.
i'm very immature, but entirely serious at the same time. i like to let my inner child run the show sometimes. and let's face it, you're never too old to enjoy a swing-set in the park. i feel any more information would just be silly, but i'd be glad to field your questions if you'd like